My Little Secret

Random Norwegian. In love with 5 famous sex gods and Ed Sheeran's voice. Wild personality and open heart.

  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
my-little-jew-monster:

omgyetanothergirl:

askatlantiskida:

pizza-nialler:

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

Found out I wasn’t pregnant today

me right now

Ah, that was a couple days ago

that was last week. This belongs to my tumblr.

my-little-jew-monster:

omgyetanothergirl:

askatlantiskida:

pizza-nialler:

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

Found out I wasn’t pregnant today

me right now

Ah, that was a couple days ago

that was last week. This belongs to my tumblr.

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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